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Candles of Love and Friendship

2010-12-02T12:18:00.001+05:30

A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated ...
Good morning
&
Keep smiling

Miss U

2010-12-02T12:16:00.001+05:30

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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong every button
will be wrong take your first step carefully in
what ever you do to achieve your goal.

Nice Story

2010-12-02T12:04:00.002+05:30

A very tired traveler came to the banks of a river.

There was no bridge by which he could cross. It was winter, and the surface of the river was covered with ice. It was getting dark, and he wanted to reach the other side while there was enough light to see. He debated about whether or not the ice would bear his weight.

Finally, after much hesitation and fear, he got down on his knees and began very cautiously to creep across the surface of the ice. He hoped that by disturbing the weight of his body, the ice would be less apt to break under the load.

After he made his slow and painful journey about halfway across the river, he suddenly heard the sound of singing behind him. Out of the dusk, there came a 4-horse load of coal driven by a man singing merrily as he went to his carefree way. Here was the traveler, fearfully inching his way on his hands and knees. And there, as if whisked along by the winter's wind, went the driver, his horses, his sled, and the heavy load of coal over the same river!

The above story illustrates how many of us go through life.:

Some stand on the bank of decisions unable to make up their minds about the course to take. Others stand on the banks trying to muster enough courage to cross over to the other side of the task or problem encountered.

On the other hand, some individuals crawl and creep through life for fear of thin ice.

Their faith is not strong enough to hold them up. Still there are those who whisked along whistling as they go. Their faith is UNSHAKABLE.

When we face the river of difficulties, we do not have to fear, nor do we creep through life. God has promised to help, and with God's help we can merrily make our way to the other side safely.

I STILL LOVE YOU

2010-12-02T12:03:00.002+05:30

I dont know what to write,
but all I wana say
I am missing you today...
I know you too are
you are close to me
so close
but yet so far..
thinking of you,
once again
tears roll down my cheeks
I am missing you
today I wanted to meet
but no
I will not return
this pain is mine
and forever I'll burn..
but still weeping inside silently
keeping away from this world
I want to say to wish you
the best in ur life...
I know
GOD has been so harsh to me..
he gave me you...
and then took u away...
no I dont complain even to you..
I just wanted to say
"I STILL LOVE YOU"

You Are Wonderful . . .

2010-12-02T12:02:00.002+05:30

The following story captured our heart. It happened several years ago in the Paris opera house. A famous singer had been contracted to sing, and ticket sales werebooming. In fact, the night of the concert found the house packed and every ticket sold.

The feeling of anticipation and excitement was in the air as thehouse manager took the stage and said, Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your enthusiastic support. I am afraid that due to illness, the man whom you've all come to hear will not be performing tonight.

However, we have found a suitable substitute we hope will provide you with comparable entertainment. The crowd groaned in disappointmentand failed to hear the announcer mention the stand-in's name. The environment turned from excitement to frustration.

The stand-in performer gave the performance everything he had. When he had finished,there was nothing but an uncomfortable silence. No one applauded. Suddenly, from the balcony, a little boy stood up and shouted, Daddy, I think you are wonderful!!!!!!

The crowd broke into thunderous applause.

We all need people in our Lives who are willing to stand up once in a while and say, I think you are wonderful. And at times others are expecting this from you. Are you telling them how wonderful they are??????????

Say it now and make "someone's day more pleasant.

Love and Friendship

2010-12-02T12:01:00.002+05:30

Don't you understand my pain in love,is it my fault or your fault,
I die thinking of you everyday.
i will wait my next Life
i will Keep on Fighting for my LOVE...

Perception

2010-12-02T11:59:00.005+05:30

In Washington DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, this man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, approximately 2,000 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After about 3 minutes, a middle-aged man noticed that there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds, and then he hurried on to meet his schedule.

About 4 minutes later:

The violinist received his first dollar. A woman threw money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.

At 6 minutes:

A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

At 10 minutes:

A 3-year old boy stopped, but his mother tugged him along hurriedly. The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head the whole time. This action was repeated by several other children, but every parent - without exception - forced their children to move on quickly.

At 45 minutes:

The musician played continuously. Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while. About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace. The man collected a total of $32.

After 1 hour:

He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed and no one applauded. There was no recognition at all.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a Stradivarius violin worth $3.5 million dollars. Two days before, Joshua Bell sold-out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100 each to sit and listen to him play the same music.

This is a true story. Joshua Bell, playing incognito in the DC Metro Station, was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities.

This experiment raised several questions:

*In a common-place environment, at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?

*If so, do we stop to appreciate it?

*Do we recognise talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made . . .

How many other things are we missing as we rush through life?

How To Handle unexpected questions (Swami Vivekananda)

2010-12-02T11:59:00.002+05:30

When Swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her. When Swami asked the lady about what made her ask him such question. The lady replied that she was fascinated by his intellect. She wanted a child of such an intellect. So she asked Swami, whether he could marry her and give a child like him.

He said to that lady, that since she was attracted only by his intellect, there is no problem. "My dear lady, I understand Your desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and understanding whether it is intelligent or not takes very long time. More over it is not guaranteed.

Instead, to fulfill your desire immediately, I can suggest a guaranteed way. Take me as Your child. You are my mother. Now on your desire of having a child of my intellect is fulfilled."

The lady was speechless….!!!

We may receive unexpected questions at times, it depends on how we handle the situation, how witty our answer is!!!!!

Goodsay!!

HEALTHY JUICES

2010-12-02T11:56:00.001+05:30

Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery -   Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.

Bitter gou rd + Apple + Milk -   Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.

Pear & Banana -   regulates sugar content..

Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and str engthen body immunity.

Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation

Nice method - definitely can lose weight....

2010-12-02T11:55:00.004+05:30

Once upon a time, a fat man was jogging arnd in a park.
Suddeny he saw a board written , Reduce 5, 10, 15 & 20 KGS in just 1 day. Cost = 20$ only.
As soon as he saw a the board he got interested and joined in there.
He opted for the 1st one. Which was 5kgs, to see whether he really reduces weight or not.
As soon as he paid the money, 2 or 3 guards took him to a BIG arena. It was full of Ladders, Gym stuff etc.
A girl entered, she said,' If u catch me, I am urs' and started running all over the place.
Behind her was the fat man. Chasing up and down. Aftr 2 hrs, the guards told him that he had lost and had to go and com bak again. As said, when he went to the weighing machine, he had lost 5Kgs.
The next day he thought, for 5kgs 1 girl, then imagine for 20kgs.It shld b 4 girls.
He went and paid the money for reducing 20kgs. As usual the guards took him to the same BIG arena. The man was waiting.........

Press Ctlr + A to know what happened...

Aftr 5min, the guards told him to open a door. As soon as he opened, there came a Godzilla. It said,' Now, if i catch u, U R MINE!!!!!'

Enjoy the coffee.

2010-12-02T11:55:00.001+05:30

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change." "Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

So folks, don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee instead.

"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"

2010-12-02T11:54:00.002+05:30

It's another morning.... I have to go to office.

WHAT???? This is me!!! I shouted seeing my picture in the newspaper. But what the HELL is it doing in the obituary column??

Strange.

One sec... Let me think, last night when I went to bed I had severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had sound sleep.

Its morning now, oh... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee? I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to shout at me.

Where is everyone? I screamed.

"I think there is a crowd outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.

So many people... Not all of them are crying. But why are some of them crying.

WHAT IS THIS??? I'm lying there on a bed in the drawing room!!!!

"I AM HERE" . I shouted!!! No one listened.
"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD". I screamed once again!!! No one was interested in me.
They were all looking at me lying on the bed.

I went back to my bed room.

"Am I dead??" I asked myself.

Where are my wife, my children, my mom-dad, my friends?

I found them in the next room, all of them were crying. Still trying to console each other.

My wife was crying. She was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.

How can I go without telling my kid that I really love him, I really do care for him....??
How can I go without telling my wife that she is really the most beautiful and the most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without telling my parents that I am what I am just because of them...??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them, perhaps I would have
Done wrong things in life- thanks for being there always
When I needed them. And sorry for not being there when they really needed me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears. Oh, he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both never let go off our egos....

I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend. I just want to say sorry for everything, we are still good friends, please forgive me."

No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego. I am saying sorry, even then!!! I really don't care for such people.

But one sec.. It seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness. AM I REALLY DEAD???

I just sat down next to MYSELF; I also felt like crying.

"OH GOD!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS."
I just want to tell my wife, my parents, my kid and my friends how much I love them.

My wife entered the room, she looks beautiful.
"YOU'R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.
She didn't hear my words, in fact she has never heard these words from me, coz I have never told her.

"GOD!!!!" I screamed. a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. I cried.

One more chance please-to hug my child, to make my mom smile.. just once, to make my dad feel proud of me at least for a moment..., to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not told and done for them-inspite of that for still being there for me..

Then I looked up and cried!!!!

I shouted..

"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"

"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

I was sleeping..??!!!
Oh that was just a dream..??!!

My wife was there. She could hear me.
This was the happiest moment in my life!!
I hugged her and whispered.. "U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN
THIS UNIVERSE.. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"

I just couldn't understand that in spite of a smile on her face she had tears in her eyes...

I was so HAPPY!!!!!

"THANK YOU GOD FOR GIVING ME ANOTHER CHANCE!!!"

It's not late.. Forget your egos, forget all that has happened....., and just express your love to others.... Be friendly..... Keep smiling and be happy for ever.

Peace of mind

2010-12-02T11:52:00.002+05:30

Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While they were travelling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, “I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there.”

The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that some people were washing clothes in the water and, right at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy, very turbid. The disciple thought, “How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink!” So he came back and told Buddha, “The water in there is very muddy. I don’t think it is fit to drink.”
After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back to the lake. This time he found that the lake had absolutely clear water in it. The mud had settled down and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said, “See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be ... and the mud settled down on its own – and you got clear water... Your mind is also like that. When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don’t have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless.”

What did Buddha emphasize here? He said, “It is effortless.” Having 'peace of mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process. When there is peace inside you, that peace permeates to the outside. It spreads around you and in the environment, such that people around start feeling that peace and grace

Perception: Women Vs Mens

2010-12-02T11:51:00.002+05:30

Perception: Women Vs Mens (Poor Women always believe their husband blindly with love)

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

My Love For U

2010-12-02T11:48:00.002+05:30

Why in every Love story Mother agrees easily but Father Doesn't ?
Because mother knows What is LOVE..And Father knows what is LIFE...

My love for you is like a red, red rose,
It started as a seed but it’s grown and grown.
Its roots reach deep down inside of my chest,

And it grows even more with each passing breath.
The delicate petals lay beautiful and pure,
All the doubts that I’ve had you have since cured.

For all the thorns that this proud rose bears,
They are all softened by the thought of your care.
Soon the rose grows old and withers and dies,
But the love that helped grow it will last for all time.
regards..VenkaT

can u spot the baby in this picture, its hidden well, look at nature's creation!

2010-12-02T11:47:00.002+05:30

A Lovely Lesson

2010-12-02T11:46:00.004+05:30

There was once a lonely girl who longed desperately for love. One day while she was walking in the woods she found two starving song birds. She took them home and put them in a small glided cage. She nurtured them with love and the birds grew strong. Every morning they greeted her with a marvelous song. The girl felt great love for the birds. She wanted their singing to last forever.

One day the girl left the door to the cage open. The larger and stronger of the two birds flew from the cage. The girl watched anxiously as he circled high above her. She was so frightened that he would fly away and she would never see him again that as he flew close, she grasped at him wildly. She caught him in her fist. She clutched him tightly within her hand. Her heart gladdened at her success in capturing him. Suddenly she felt the bird go limp. She opened her hand stared in horror at the dead bird. Her desperate clutching love had killed him.

She noticed the other bird teetering on the edge of the cage. She could feel his great need for freedom. His need to soar into the clear, blue sky. She lifted him from the cage and tossed him softly into the air. The bird circled once, twice, three times.

The girl watched delighted at the bird's enjoyment. Her heart was no longer concerned with her loss. She wanted the bird to be happy. Suddenly the bird flew closer and landed softly on her shoulder. It sang the sweetest melody, she had ever heard.

"The fastest way to lose love is to hold on too tight, the best way to keep love is to give it -- WINGS!"

Think, Believe, Dream & Dare

2010-12-02T11:46:00.002+05:30

Think, Believe, Dream & Dare

An eight-year-old boy approached an old man in front of a wishing well, looked up into his eyes, and said: "I understand you're a very wise man. I'd like to know the secret of life."

The old man looked down at the youngster and replied: "I've thought a lot in my lifetime, and the secret can be summed up in four words.

"The first is THINK. Think about the values you wish to live your life by.

"The second is BELIEVE. Believe in yourself based on the thinking you've done about the values you're going to live your life by.

"The third is DREAM. Dream about the things that can be, based on your belief in yourself and the values you're going to live by.

"The last is DARE. Dare to make your dreams become reality, based on your belief in yourself and your values."

And with that, Walter E. Disney said to the little boy,
"THINK, BELIEVE, DREAM and DARE."

Funny Riddles

2010-12-02T11:45:00.002+05:30

Q. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A. A secret.
Q. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
A. Darkness
Q. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can’t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A. A telephone book.
Q. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A. A chalkboard
Q. What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
A. The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won’t happen again until 6009!
Q. What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A. A doughnut.
Q. What has to be broken before it can be used?
A. An egg.
Q. What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
A. Work – Employment
Q. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
A. Only one, the last one.
Q. What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
A. Your mind.
Q. Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?
A. A kitchen strainer.
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age.
Q. What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
A. To cover cows.
Q. What’s long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
A. Rhubarb.
Q. What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
A. Stockings
Q. What is the moon worth?
A. $1, because it has 4 quarters.
Q. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A. A candle.
Q. What stays where it is when it goes off?
A. An alarm clock
Q. You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, ’til you call me again. What am I?
A. An echo
Q. There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who’s in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man’s father is my fathers son. Who’s in the coffin?
A. His son

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"If U cannot be STAR in the sky,
At least be a LAMP in your HOME." --Swami Vivekananda
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You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
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A flower that is not the prettiest in the garden may
yet have the loveliest fragrance.
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Even when standing in the deepest, darkest valley,
one can still see the stars.
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The person who loves you a lot
will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you
Silently CARING.. & openly HURTING..
to make you PERFECT..

http://www.venkatmails.blogspot.com/
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Indian Government totally online - very useful

2010-12-02T11:43:00.002+05:30

Abilities of a Woman's Luck

2010-12-02T11:42:00.001+05:30

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, "so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant" , to which Michelle responded, "no, if I had married him, he would now be the President".

-The Finger Bowl-

2010-12-02T11:40:00.002+05:30

A wonderful story comes from 19th century England. According to the account, Queen Victoria was once at a diplomatic reception in London. -

-The guest of honor was an African chieftain. All went well during the meal until, at the end, finger bowl were served. The guest of honor had never seen a British finger bowl, and no one had --thought to brief him beforehand about its purpose. So he took the bowl in his two hands, lifted it to his mouth, and drank its contents down!-

-For an instant there was breathless silence among the British privilege guests, and then they began to whisper to one another. All that stopped; however, when Queen Victoria silently took --her finger bowl in her two hands, lifted it, and drank its contents! A moment later, 500 surprised British ladies and gentlemen simultaneously drank the contents of their own finger bowls.-

-It was the queen’s uncommon courtesy that guarded her guest from certain embarrassment.-

-This is a very rare but very effective human trait … while the most common human trait is to look for chances to humiliate/insult someone else or be neutral when someone makes mistake & --let him/her go through the embarrassment … but it takes presence of mind, uncommon courtesy to follow someone else’s mistake in order to guard them from embarrassment!! -
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TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!-

2010-12-02T11:39:00.002+05:30

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. -The father-, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.-

-'That's a serious step-,' he said.- 'Have you thought it out completely?'-

-'Yes,' his young son answered. '-We can spend one week in my room and- the next in hers. It's right -across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.-

-'I have my wagon, -and we both -have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. -The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.-

-Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, '-What about babies? When you're-
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.' -

-'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!' -

Every girl wants a guy....

2010-12-02T11:38:00.006+05:30

Every girl wants a guy....

who hugs her, when they're watching a scary movie

who gives her his jacket, even when he himself is feeling cold

who will always be the one, to make her laugh

who will never complain & never stare at other women

who will be romantic & not scared to say "I love you"

most importantly, he will love her for who she is...

and that guy, is what google calls

'NO RESULTS FOUND'

Nice Message.... Dont Miss IT

2010-12-02T11:38:00.001+05:30

-A worried woman went to her gynaecologist and said:-

- 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My
-baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. -I don't want kids
-so close together.'-

- So the doctor said: 'Ok -and what do you want me to do?'-

- She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your
help with this.'-

- The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to
the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's
less dangerous for you too.'-

-She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.-

- Then he continued: '-You see, in order for you not to have to take-
-care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms.--
-This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're-
-going to kill one of them, -it doesn't matter which one it is. There-
-would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.-
-
- The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a
crime to kill a child!-
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so-
I thought maybe that was the best solution. The doctor smiled,-
realizing that he had made his point.-
-
- He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child-
-that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime-
-is the same!-
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- If you agree, please forward. Together we can help save precious lives!-

-The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and
miles to go before I sleep "Robert Frost" -

Sand and Stone -- Nice Story

2010-12-02T11:37:00.002+05:30

-A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.- During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. -The one who got slapped was hurt, -but -without saying anything, wrote in the sand: "-TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE." -

-They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one, who had been slapped, got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After the friend- -recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: "-TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE." -

-The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him-, "-After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" -

-The other friend replied:- "When someone hurts us-, we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But-, when someone does something good for us,- we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it." -

-LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND, AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE- -

Indians r poor but India is not a poor country

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-Hello Guys,-
-That’s the Fact-, All the Politions are in race-, to collect money as much they can-.
But still they r Hungry.-
-Seriously- we need to think About it-… -

"-Indians r poor but India is not a poor country-". -Says one of -
-the swiss bank directors-. He says that "-280 lac crore-" of Indian money is -
-deposited in swiss --banks which can be used for '-taxless' budget for 30    -
-yrs.- Can give 60-- crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 -
-lane roads-. Forever free power suply to more than 500 social projects-.
--Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs. -No need of World Bank & -
-IMF loan. -Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians.
We have full right against corrupt politicians. -

-Itna forward karo ki pura- INDIA padhe.
Take this seriously, You can forward jokes-, then why not this? Be a
responsible citizen- -
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-INDIAN..............-..........-. -

Education....

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A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he’s going.-
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“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”-
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The policeman asks, “Really?-
-
And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”-
-

“My wife”, comes the reply-

MISSPELL MISUNDERSTAND

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MISSPELL- MISUNDERSTAND -

-One spelling -mistake can destroy your life!-

-A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to-
add 'e' at the end of a word.-..-

-"I am having such a wonderful time!-
-Wish you were her..!"-

Excellent Quotes - SMS - Mails

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At anytime in life, if u get a doubt about our FRIENDSHIP. Then take a Coin n toss..
If its Head i am ur Best FRIEND & if its Tails, u are my Best FRIEND.
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NEW BUDGET: Govt has passd a new rule!
B'tiful gals & handsm boys hav to pay personality tax!!!
nt smile i knw u r safe!! Oh my God, i've to pay in crores.
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People Think 'BLACK' Colour Is Sentimentally Bad..!
But They Forgot Dat
"Every BlackBoard Make The Student Bright.!"
-kalam
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Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me.
Teacher. So, What? Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
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Never make the same Mistake twice ,there are so many new ones to make!
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If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
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Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.
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You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
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When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
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Even when standing in the deepest, darkest valley,
one can still see the stars.
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"If U cannot be STAR in the sky,
At least be a LAMP in your HOME." --Swami Vivekananda
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A flower that is not the prettiest in the garden may yet have the loveliest fragrance.
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WHAT IS HUMANITI?

HUMANITI INCLUDES LOTS OF POINTS. OF THESE, I AM GIVING SOME IMPORTANT POINTS IN BREIF. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS-

1. HATE THE CRIME NOT THE CRIMINAL

2. BE HAPPY WITH GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT OF OTHERS THAT MAY BE IN JOB, EDUCATION ETC.

3. REMOVE THE SADNESS OF OTHERS

4. FORGET ABAUT THE FAULT AND SEE THE GOOD QUALITIES OF OTHERS

5. LOVE ALL LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS WHICH INCLUDES HUMANS, ANIMALS, TREES, BIRDS ETC.

6. GIVE AFFECTION TO CHILDRENS, FRENDLY WITH SIMILAR AGE GROUPS AND GIVE RESPECT TO ELDERS

WHETHER TODAY'S HUMANS ARE HAVING HUMANITIES OR THIS IS GOING TO ITS END ?
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CUTE PREDICTION>just for fun... ...

Which one u like the most; the answer will tell you want you expect from your life partner:-

picnic,
beach,
roses,
candles,
sunset
wine,
long drives
music,

Choose first then see the Answer...

picnic = kiss
beach = naughty
roses = love
candles = admiration
sunset = honesty
long drives = too much affection
wine = passion
music = romance
chocolate = help in financial expenditure
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TIME is an Asset To be Managed More Carefully then Money
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Enjoy The LiTTle Things In LiFe..
..For One Day U Will LOok Back And Realize ThEy Were The BiG ThinGs!!!
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We always feel that Life Of others is Better than us.!
But, we always Forget that We are also "Others" For Some1 Else.Gud noon
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God is an invisible parent. And
parents are the visible God...! So
If u make the visible God happy...
The invisible God makes you happy.
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As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness,
we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life
is to give pleasure to other people.-P.G. Wodehouse
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Best "Age" "Sixteen"
Best "Face" "Smile"
Best "Love" "Understanding"
Best "Life" "College Life"
Best "Gift" that's urs Valuable "FRIENDSHIP"

I Will not miss this Gift.
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Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
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Tintu was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintu:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintu:NA
prof:watwill we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintu:"BANANA "
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The world is a dangerous place not because of people who do evil, but because of good people who look on and do nothing about it.
-- Albert Einstein
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Feelings are the most delicate thing in life.
Never hurt them when any1 truly shows on u.
Because a great saying says
"Today itz me, Tommorow itz u".
Gud mng..
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6Things boys doing in Exaam hall:

1.Counting No of Girls.
2.Sighting the Lady superviser.
3.Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4.Seei8ng the brand name of the pen.
5.Feeling for wasting yesterday's night by srufying.
6.Think to study well atleast for next Exaam.

6 Things girls doing in Exaam hall
(even they know or don't know)
1.Write
2.Write
3.Write
4.Write
5.Write
6.Write

Feeling of boys : Appadi enna than eluthuvalgalo
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Tension is d poison of Ambition
So no more Tension
Hv full Attension on ur Ambition
U will b in gud position.
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In life every situation has a hope and an end...
It depends on you...how you deal with them...
You can look at it as a HOPELESS END...
or as an...
ENDLESS HOPE...
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>cute saying<
Last Night thinking of you...
One tear rolled out...
I asked why are you out???
Tears said there is someone so special in your Eyes... Now there is no place for me :D...
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Boy & girl in restaurant.
Boy-i love u
Girl-i dnt love U
Boy-think again?
Girl-i told u.No no & no
Boy-waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl-ok ok.. i love u too.
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WHAT'S LOVE?
U look at her,she looks at u?
NO...!

Love is when u both look at the world together and the world says
"THEY LOOK NICE TOGETHER...".
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Actual Meaning of Morning is "More+Inning" Means 1 more inning given by God to Play n Win. So vry Gud Mrng n hav a lovly winning Day.:-)
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3 types 2 Break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror n just drop it. 3. U just go n stand b4 mirror n smile.
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**COLLEGE MEMORIES*
Oneside love..
Small fights..
Silent mode Mobiles..
Bus stand comedies..
Campus ragings..
Canteen foods..
Escap from seminars.
Last period galataas..
Birthday treats..
Over Ñìght study for next day Exam..
Friend-family-party functions..
Internal marks problem..
Mass bunck 4 a film..
waiting 4 feb 14...
shortage of pocket money&atendance...
Those days wil never come again...
Msg to all ur college best friends
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"Small aim is
biggest crime". -ABDUL KALAM
So,
Dont aim on local figures.
Aim only on foreign figures.
By.- ABDUL KALAM fans.
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? There are two way of being rich. one is to have all you want, the other is to be satisfied with what you have.
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Life never seems to be the way we want it,
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments ¦Good morning!
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"It is Possible to Cross a Ocean without Wetting Legs.
"But" it is impossible to Cross the Life without Wetting the Eyes"
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Remember that what's right isn't always popular... and what's popular isn't always right.'
Everybody makes mistakes; that's why they put erasers on pencils.
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If a girl is in Love, her parents wil ask who's that idiot?
If a boy is in love, his parents ask
Idiot, who's that girl?

Misconception:
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots

Proposed theory:
Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love

Concluded theory:
Girls always love Idiots....
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Promise me, we R True FRIENDS.
I m the "HEART" Ur the "BEAT"
I m the "Water" Ur the "Fish"
I m the "Moon" Ur the "Star"
I m the "Tree" Ur the "MONKEY"
G N
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To win sumone's heart is easy. To break sumone's heart is simpler than easy, but 2 RE-WIN sumone's broken heart is more than imposible.
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An ant was running in the forest.
Fox asked y r u running?
Ant:Evvado elephant son anta na girlfrd ni teez chesadanta na koduku ayipoyadu eroju na chethilo:-)
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Moral of the movie ROBO :
A girl spoils not only men but also machines...............
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There is no need to reach high
For the stars.They are already
Within you, just reach deep
Into yourself.
GOOD MORNING
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brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24hours 365days right from the birth until you fall in love
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Why in every Love story Mother agrees easily but Father Doesn't ?
Because mother knows What is LOVE..
And Father knows what is LIFE...
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Hi, Good Morning
GOD IS SO BIG, HE CAN COVER THE WORLD WITH IS LOVE, SO SMALL HE CURL UP INSIDE UR HEART, SO WISE HE KNOWS ALL UR DESIRE BUT GRANTS ONLY WHAT U NEED.
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Hackers and girls they are not satisfied with any thing :-P
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IN EVERY EXAM IF YOU PASS THEN IT IS GOOD.
BUT, IF YOU FAIL THEN IT IS VERY GOOD. IT IS BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL THEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO QUALIFY THE EXAM FOR BETTER RESULT THAN BEFORE.
ALWAYS BE POSITIVE
BEST OF YOUR HARD WORK
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Life is better when you are happy but life is at its best when other people are happy because of you!"
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" NOTHING IS PERMANENT IN THIS WICKED WORLD - NOT EVEN OUR TROUBLES"- Charlie Chaplin
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My friendship is like onion
It has many layers in it
it will add tatse to ur life
but if u tired to cut it off
u will have tears in ur eyes
GOOD MORNING
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Love is friendship, friendship is love. If love fails, friendship should remain. Friendship is the foundation of love.
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Beautiful Words of a wounded Heart: "I Never stopped loving you, I just stopped showing it"
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Sometimes we must be HURT in order 2 GROW,must FAIL in order 2 KNOW,
must LOSE in order 2 GAIN because some Lessons in LIFE are Best learnt through PAIN !!
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*************************** I LOVE MY MUMMY AND PAPA JI ***************************

OUR PARENTS ARE DOING THE SAME WORK ON THE EARTH AS THE GOD IS DOING FROM HEAVEN.
THEY DO HARD WORK WITH FULL EFFORT FOR OUR PROPER GROWTH, DEVELOPMENT AND CARRIER.
BUT WHEN WE BECOME INDEPENDENT, WE SAY THAT IT WAS THEIR DUTY.
THEN WHY WE FORGET THAT OUR DUTY STARTS FROM THIS TIME.
WE SHOULD LOVE OUR PARENTS AND DO OUR DUTY.
WE SHOULD FORGET ABOUT WHETHER OUR PARENTS ARE EFFICIENT OR INEFFICIENT.
WE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING WHATEVER WE ARE ABLE TO DO FOR OUR PARENTS BY APPLYING OUR FULL EFFORT.
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1day my brain asked me
"Y R U SENDING MSGS to that person who is not messaging u?"
But my little HEART said to BRAIN
"U NEED msgs but I need FRIEND.
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I will not treat you like a priority when you treat me like an option.
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Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE,
U'll get Job+Chance to come on TV.
So Apply Soon,
Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead,
Now Vodafone need MONKEY!! :D
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Kid's dad join the facebook,
kid posted on his wall : WTF!
Dad asked him what is WTF?
kid replied him "Welcome to Facebook..." ;)
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One of these days, your gonna realize how much I love you. When that day comes, I promise, I'll still be waiting.
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Ironical Thought:: Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by ourselves...!! But,hard to digest when gifted by others...!!
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2 rules of boys life :-
1. They never give lift to any unknown girl:->
2. They never think any girl as unknown;-)
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The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.-
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Life iz a magic... The beauty of life iz next second..... which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.
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In life the longer u wait for sumone,the longer it takes them to respond.
Its like, once ur heart stop beating for them,
their heart starts beating for u.!
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A small dot can stop a big sentence but few more dots can give a continuity, amazing but true........
Every ending can be a new begining......
Have a nice day:-):-):-)
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3 simple tips in life; Don't promise when U are happy, Don't reply when U are angry & Don't decide when U are sad
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You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb it himself. ~ Andrew Carnegie
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"END" is not end..
In fact "E.N.D" is
"Effort Never.Dies".
"NO" is not denial . . .
"N.O" is "Next Opportunity". . .
B Optimistic!!
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A boy prayed oh god give me 1 bag full money &job 1 big vehicle &many girls
God your wish is fulfilled
&
He became a CONDUCTOR IN A LADIES BUS .
Good Morning
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Hope is the poor man's bread.
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The one who holds ur hand every time surely a good friend,
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!!
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Don't complain about others Change urself,
Bcoz Its easier to protect ur feet with slippers
than To carpet the whole earth.
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well done is always better than well said.
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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker:"I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls.Because,i'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart".
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u 4get admit card,ID,r calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i hav brought 2morrow
exam slip 2day.
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Netilo edatam fish 'style'
galilo egaradam birds 'style'
different ga msg cheyadam na style
free ga msg chadavadam ne style... ! Gud nite. Sweet dreams.
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing wat others say u cannot do.
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Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain
This is called Life!

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HARDWORK is like steps
LUCK is like a lift.
Lift may fail sometimes but steps will always get you to the top.
so mind it.ok.
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"Tears dont come when u miss a person.,
Bt it comes when u dont want to miss dat person..!!
Make da relations strong..
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Every successful person has a painful story &
Every painful story has a successful ending,
So, accept the pain & get ready for the success
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Good Friends should be like 2 Zeros 0,0
when youu try 2 add dey r same,
when you try subtract they are again same
But when you try 2 Divide They are "Undivisible"
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""Good is not good when better is expected""
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" Everything is Easy...!!!!
When u are Busy....!!!
But
Nothing is Easy..!!!!
When u are Lasy.!!!!
So Be Active Dear Friend's...
By...SWAMI VIVEKANANDA.
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"Love me, orHate me,
Both are in my favour,
If ull love me i'll always be in ur Heart,
If ull hate me i'll always be in ur Mind
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When someone trying to impres u….
It mean He/She is already impressed by you
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No one in this world is so rich that he can buy his past.
So Love every Moment of UR Life b4 it turns into UR past
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Every king was once a crying baby and
every great building was once a map.
It's not imprtant where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you wil reach TOMORROW is important
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The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty…
Same way,
the affection of a sincere person will be felt when we are Alone…!
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Heart is like a crystal- preserve it,
love is like a perfume- spread it,
feelings are like flood- let it flow,
friendship is like an umbrella- come lets share it
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I Miss You Like Crazy
i feel so empty
every day i want a call
i need to hear your voice
or else my heart turns to ice
your image dances in front of me
i reach out to touch you
and it fades to a mist
my heart breaks into little bits
waiting for you to come
to put it together
and heal its hurt
i need you now
i need you for all the time
i miss you like crazy

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5yr old boy asked his FRIEND Wat is FRIENDSHIP?
she replied F'SHIP is wen U rob my CHOCOLATES evryday frm my bag,
I stil keep it in the same place.
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"The secret of health for both mind and body is
not to mourn for the past,
not to worry about the future,
or not to anticipate troubles,
but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly."
Buddha

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A Gud Frnd is nt easy 2obtain. Once obtained is difficult 2maintain.&once lost its impossible 2regain.
MORAL:Keep ME safe.
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Rat:Baava okati adugutanu isthava?
Enugu:Enti Bammardhi cheppu?
Rat:Ne patha Nickar isthava
Enugu: y Bammardhi
Rat: Na KODUKU di PELLI undi TENT vesukunta.
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Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunnaru.
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Prayer is not to lighten your burden
But to strengthen your back
Have faith in God,
Faith does not move mountain,
But gives power to climb it.
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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm
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'No candle loses its light while
lighting another candle'.

So never stop sharing and helping others
because it makes your life more meaningful
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Dream : More
Think : High
Choose : Best
Analyse : Twice
Plan : Perfect
Be : Confident
Work : Smart
Excuse : All..
Then, Success is all Your's..gnite
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COMPARISON is the Best Way to Judge Your Progress..!
But, don't Compare
with Others, Just Compare Your Yesterday
with Your Today...
GOOD MORNING....
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Ur aim in life should b
"54321"
Shocked na!
5-Five digit salary.
4-Four wheeler vehicle.
3-Three bed room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One smart life partner.
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I'm Sorry.. Nice One

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I'm Sorry......

-ALL THE KIDS OUT THERE TO KNOW WHAT LENGTHS PARENTS WILL GO TO DO ANYTHING FOR THIER CHILDREN -

-AND TO ALL THE PARENTS OUT THERE WHO LOVE THEIR CHILDREN WHATEVER HAPPENS-

-Pencil: I'm sorry....-

Eraser:- For what? You didn't do anything wrong.-

Pencil:- I'm sorry 'cos you get hurt b'cos of me-. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it.- But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself.- You get smaller and smaller each time.-

-Eraser:- That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day-, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)-

-I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational.- Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. -They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way.-.. they get hurt-, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on-). Though their children will eventually find someone new (friends, colleagues, relatives..-.), but parents are still happy with what they do for their -children, -and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.-
-
This is for all parents out there.....-

Me Without U

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Night Photos

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Friendship Quotes

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Awesome Buildings

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New Proposed ISKON Temple

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Moral Story

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A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!
A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"
So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer....... ........ ........ $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap......... ........ ......... $ 9,998.00
Moral of story is . . . . . . . . .... .. . Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference

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Check your School/College Photo...

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This is brilliant I couldn't believe it, check it out. This Website is amazing. They actually have photographs of almost
every School in the World. Unless you went to School when cameras weren't invented, you will find a photo of yourself or at
least your classmates. Click on the link below or type it into your search line. You have to enter the name of your school and
Year that you were there. Give it a go.....
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> > http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/wsp/index1.htm

Hold the Hand

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Once a Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,

"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.

"If I hold your hand and something happens to me,chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

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Some Facts about India

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Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.

2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC.

More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4 th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.

6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6 th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.

9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11 th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 10 53

10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra

13. Chess was invented in India

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India .

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley India in 100 BC.

Quotes about India

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. Albert Einstein.

India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition. Mark Twain.

If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India French scholar Romain Rolland.

India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border. Hu Shih (former Chinese ambassador to USA )

ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS.

BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential; and that if we do, we could once again be an evershining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow.

I hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA

Say proudly, I AM AN INDIAN.

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What do you do all day??

2010-08-06T10:28:00.001+05:30

What do you do all day??

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, break fast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys thrown over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and tooth paste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went..

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

'Yes, ' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it...'

Send this page to a woman. This is priceless.

Top 20 funny quotes

2010-08-06T10:27:00.001+05:30

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

[5] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[18] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Horror at lonavala - Chilling Real story!!!

2010-08-06T10:20:00.001+05:30

This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Bombay to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery along the old road. The inevitable happens and when he reached the mountains his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It was dark and rainy. And pretty soon he got wet and Shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by.

Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opened the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leaned forward to thank the person who had saved him. He realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

He stumbles into a restuarant, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

There is dead silence in the restuarant when he stops talking ..... . . . .

......and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk in. Santa points and says 'Look Banta - that's the idiot who got into our car when we were pushing it.'

Be careful what you tell a husband who is a programmer

2010-08-06T10:11:00.001+05:30

A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:

Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen.

OK, hun.

Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 12 loaves of bread.

His wife is flabbergasted:

Dear, why on earth did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?

They had eggs.

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What is confidence ????

2010-08-06T10:05:00.001+05:30

What is confidence ????
A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and
are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-
ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.
Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's
software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen
of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different
type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm
indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,
he replies : "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT
systems, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

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Jokes

2010-08-06T10:04:00.001+05:30

Parent: How did you write your exam?

Son: they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

Decent girls open a few buttons in a hot atmosphere...

But smart girls open a few buttons to make the atmosphere hot!

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

SON: But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

MOM: Oh! That's not a r...eason. Come on, you have to go to school.

SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?

MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

How to swap two variables, without using third variable ?

2010-08-06T10:02:00.000+05:30

 How to swap two variables, without using third variable ? Hi this question was asked in my interview.  Ans is :  a=a+b; b=a-b; a=a-b;  Any other solution? a=a*b/(b=a); b=(a+b)-(a=b); use xor to swap  a = a^b b= a^b a= a^b Ans is :  a=a*b; b=a/b; a=a/b;

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2010-07-28T18:06:00.001+05:30

Logic Program in C

2010-07-24T17:34:00.001+05:30

#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>

void main()
{
static int a[10][10],c[10][10];
int i,j=0,k,l,b=0,d=0;
clrscr();
for(i=4;i>=0;i--)
{
l=5-i;
for(j=0,k=8;l>0;l-~~,k-~~,j++)
{
a[b][j]=i;
a[b][k]=i;
}
b++;
}
for(i=0;i<4;i++)
{
for(j=0;j<=8;j++)
{
if(a[i][j]==0)
printf(" ");
else
printf("%d",a[i][j]);

}
printf("\n");
}
printf("000000000\n");
for(i=1;i<=4;i++)
{
l=5-i;
for(j=0,k=8;l>0;l-~~,k-~~,j++)
{
c[d][j]=i;
c[d][k]=i;
}
d++;
}
for(i=0;i<4;i++)
{
for(j=0;j<=8;j++)
{
if(c[i][j]==0)
printf(" ");
else
printf("%d",c[i][j]);

}
printf("\n");
}

getch();
}

A wonderful example of financial management

2010-07-24T17:32:00.001+05:30

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT:
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed :)

Fun Images

2010-07-16T15:39:00.001+05:30

I am also in Q
Multi-Tasking
any difference
Smile please
Hello Sir
Iam hungry
Don't cry
Believe me
Update with Technology

23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered!

2010-07-16T15:17:00.001+05:30

"Every one is the architect of his own fortune"
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)

3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I don't have a change to try)

21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)

22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

The Gr8 Einstein and some Real Incidents

2010-07-16T15:05:00.003+05:30

Some interesting and revealing incidents from the life of Albert Einstein, who was recently honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century.

One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein's driver, who often sat at the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back in his driver's uniform.

Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficult question by a member of the audience. "Well, the answer to that question is quite simple," he casually replied. "I bet my driver, sitting up at the back there, could answer it!"

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Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work. "Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there." When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. "Why should I?" said Einstein. "No one knows me there!"

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Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour," he once declared. "Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity!"

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When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he was going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not recognise him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "Who does not know Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows.Do you want to meet him?. Einstein replied "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there? "The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him.

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Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.

The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'

Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'

THERE IS SOMEBODY UNDER MY BED!

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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' I said.

Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!

SCREW THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS. . GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BAR TENDER. There is always another way to solve a problem. I drink to that.

Nice Poetry in Telugu

2010-07-16T14:12:00.001+05:30

మనసులోని భావాలెన్నో
మరువలేని గాయాలెన్నో
వీడలేని నేస్తాలెన్నో
వీడిపోని బంధాలెన్నో
మరపురాని పాటలెన్నో
మధురమయిన క్షణాలెన్నో
కవ్వించే కబుర్లెన్నో
మాయమయ్యే మార్పులెన్నో
అవసరానికి ఆడిన అబద్ధాలెన్నో
తుంటరిగా చేసిన చిలిపి పనులెన్నో
ఆస్చర్యపరిచే అద్భుతాలెన్నో
మాటల్లో చెప్పలేని ముచ్చట్లెన్నో
ముసుగు వేసిన మనసుకు మరువరాని జ్ఞాపకాలెన్నో
ఎన్నో ఎన్నెన్నో ఇంకెన్నో...
మనిషి జీవితంలో మరువలేని ఇంకెన్నో
ఇదే జీవితం... దీనిని అనుభవించు అనుక్షణం ..............

FunNy LiNeS

2010-07-16T14:10:00.001+05:30

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile.. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20.. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Indian Rupee finally gets its symbol

2010-07-16T14:09:00.001+05:30

Indian Rupee finally gets its symbol

Link: http://beta.profit.ndtv.com/news/show/indian-rupee-finally-gets-its-symbol-82596

Finally, the Rupee will have a symbol like the Dollar ($) or the Euro (€) or the Pound (£). The Cabinet today finalised the design for the Rupee.
IIT post-graduate Uday kumar's entry has been selected out of five shortlisted designs as the new symbol for the Indian Rupee.

The government had organised a symbol design competition with a prize money of Rs 2.5 lakh. Five designs were shortlisted from a competition and all new notes will bear the design finally approved.

The growing influence of the Indian economy in the global space is said to have prompted this move that will result in the Indian rupee joining the select club of global currencies like the US dollar, the British Pound, European Euro and Japanese Yen that have unique symbols.

The abbreviation for the Indian Rupee, 'Re' or 'Rs' is used by India's neighbours Pakistan, Nepal and Sri Lanka.

The tongue

2010-07-16T14:05:00.003+05:30

The tongue

Your Boss, You & Your Target.

2010-07-16T14:05:00.001+05:30

Beautiful Candles for Romantic People

2010-07-12T17:37:00.001+05:30

How Much Love?

2010-07-09T17:27:00.001+05:30

Hearts

2010-07-09T17:26:00.001+05:30

Pink City

2010-07-09T17:24:00.001+05:30